Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...