Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...