Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.