What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...