Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...