Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...