Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.