Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...