Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...