Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...