You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
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* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
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As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...