Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.