Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...