WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...