Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...