Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck