Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
The job security quiz
|The job security quiz will help judge how long you’ll end up at your...
A very interesting fact
|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...