Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...