What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!