He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!