Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...