The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.