Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...