Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...