Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.