Counting some sheep
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What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...