Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...