Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...