Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...