Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...