Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...