Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...