The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
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Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Iraqi TV Guide
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Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...