Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...