It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
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Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
The Bachelor Diet
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Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
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The Parrot
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WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...