Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...