50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Candybar Life
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Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Stupid Funny Quotes
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Real flight announcements
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Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
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