Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...