Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....