Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...