Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...