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Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...