Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...