Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...