You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...