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In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
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Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
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A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
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Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...