Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...