I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...