New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...