Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...