Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...