Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...