Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...